The HR dept is putting together a handbook to make it easier for new employees...please give your advice.
Never quote the 'Golden Rule' to Bob...
Never quote the 'Golden Rule' to Bob...
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OWI EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
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Posts: 884 (10/30/07 5:27 PM) Crayon In Residence |
Playing "The Electric Slide" around Elle will probably result in bodily injury.
Telling Candace that you think she's acting fake is neither professional nor courteous. ------------
I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. -Linus Van Pelt |
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Posts: 4501 (10/30/07 5:49 PM) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR |
Coffee breaks are allowed at anytime for any length of time...especially Bennet's.
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Posts: 5064 (10/30/07 5:50 PM) OWI SECURITY |
do NOT go to Mohinder for your yearly flu shot...it's best to go to one of the pre-approved HMO's on your health care list
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Posts: 4501 (10/30/07 6:43 PM) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR |
Do not think dirty thoughts around Parkman...
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Posts: 1470 (10/30/07 9:54 PM) OWI OFFICER |
Do not under any circumstances take Maya aside to scold her!
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Posts: 4501 (10/30/07 10:10 PM) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR |
Never leave Tunafish in the refrigerator.
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Posts: 5484 (10/30/07 10:23 PM) OWI OFFICER |
If an employee appears to be dead, remove any foreign objects from their head. Then wait a few moments to see if they wake up.
Never ask Peter to paint your Christmas portrait or any other portrait. (then mentioned in the commentary that they may actually put some of the info in that packet on line someday soon.) Nathan Petrelli is NOT a cargo jet. Please lock your cars when parking on company property. We are not responsible for your losses. If Mr. Bennet says "Hello Old friend." Duck!  |
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Posts: 4667 (10/30/07 11:51 PM) OWI SECURITY |
Don't tap on the glass of Sylar's cell and point while laughing. This seriously pisses him off. Just ask Eden.
Don't shove a piece of glass into the back of Peter's head and pull it out again. He is not amused. Do not start a pool of how many days until Claire turns 18. Do not run up behind people mimicing Bennett's voice and shout "Your Last Thought." Don't mention scissors around Sylar. This seems to make him apprehensive.  (- =) GODSEND |
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Synch |
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Posts: 6466 (10/31/07 12:18 AM) OWI OFFICER |
Do not call Niki a ball buster. She may prove you right.
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Posts: 4667 (10/31/07 12:56 AM) OWI SECURITY |
Asking Hiro to teleport you to Paris/London/Cabo San Lucas/Club Med for the weekend is strictly prohibited.
The same rule applies to asking Nathan to fly to these vacation spots. This is not a proper use of company time. Asking Nathan to take Heidi shopping so you can get a better parking place is also prohibited. (- =) GODSEND |
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