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tonymich1205		#461	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/17/08 10:30 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Noooope!!!! It's a movie: Guy: So Tony, what's the deal with your clothes? Friend: What do ya mean? Guy: You look like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch. Friend: What do ya mean? I look hip! Guy: No no no no no no, you look like an undercover cop TRYING to look hip. Friend: I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip. Hint: Go back to the father's lines and re-read them imagining a Scottish accent--sorta like Shrek or Fat B**stard Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
Synch		#462	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 7290 (07/17/08 10:33 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Undercover Brother?
tonymich1205		#463	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/17/08 10:37 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Noooope! Guy: Tony, have you heard of this? Mrs. X? She murders her husbands on their honeymoons, then changes her identity and marries again. Friend: I never heard of it. So what? Guy: I think I'm dating Mrs. X! Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
jflux		#464	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1060 (07/17/08 10:58 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	So I Married an Axe Murderer!!!
tonymich1205		#465	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/17/08 11:14 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	"We've got a piper down" and a correct answer! Your turn, Jflux! Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
tonymich1205		#466	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/17/08 11:18 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
jflux		#467	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1060 (07/20/08 1:32 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Okay, I freakin' love this movie. I'm going to put a couple quotes though, because it's not really a quotable movie per se. Manager: I don't think you'd fit in here. Applicant: I have fast food experience. Manager: Yeah, like twenty years ago! Applicant: Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn. [Husband, Wife, and Daughter seated at dinner with background music playing] Husband: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain. Wife: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the laugh-meter and see how loud it gets. Husband: [Throwing the plate of asparagus at the wall] Don't interrupt me, honey! [sits back down to eat] Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here - [looks in daughter's direction] I'm tired of this Lawrence Welk sh&#! I have tons more if you all don't get it right away. For me, it was hands down the best movie of it's decade.
tonymich1205		#468	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/20/08 1:38 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I know which movie this is. I love it and adore it. The actors in it had some of the best performances in their careers with this one, as far as I'm concerned. That said, I'm going to hang back a day or two to 1. give someone else a chance and 2. see some more quotes. I think this one is most definitely a quotable one. LOVE IT!!!!! Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
jflux		#469	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1060 (07/21/08 9:15 AM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Okay, some more quotes: Mother [to Daughter]: You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house! Girl: Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly! Boy: Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it. Boss (named Brad): Got a minute? Man: For you, Brad, I've got five! [family at dinner] Mother: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? Father: [Daughter's name], today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f@#k himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. Mother: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of. Father: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a f$#king prisoner while she keeps my d%#k in a mason jar under the sink. Mother: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job. Father: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus. [then shortly follows the second quote from up above!] Girl: I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery. Boy: You want me to do it? Girl: Yeah. Would you? And because I just can't bear not to put it up!!!.. [Wife having sex with Real Estate King (not her husband)] Man: Do you like getting nailed by the King? Wife: Yes, f%@k me your majesty!
TallulahBear		#470	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1268 (07/21/08 9:58 AM) OWI SECURITY Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	American Beauty?
jflux		#471	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1060 (07/21/08 5:26 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	YAY! Your up TBear.
TallulahBear		#472	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1268 (07/21/08 10:20 PM) OWI SECURITY Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	"The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."
Synch		#473	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 7290 (07/21/08 10:28 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	TRANSFORMERS!!!
TallulahBear		#474	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1268 (07/22/08 12:11 AM) OWI SECURITY Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Yup!
Synch		#475	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 7290 (07/22/08 12:25 AM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Movie: Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
Synch		#476	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 7290 (07/22/08 6:29 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Nobody? Hmm... Girl 1: You'll need this. Star: Your scrunchie? Girl 1: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish. Girl 2: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap-dance after the final. Girl 1: Yeah - luckily.
tonymich1205		#477	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/22/08 6:50 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Legally Blond! My favorite line? Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal? Warner: Uhh, ye... no Elle: Well, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT! Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
Synch		#478	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 7290 (07/22/08 7:22 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	ROFL The one where she was conned the "hot girl" into going out with the dork was the one I was getting ready to use. Your turn.
tonymich1205		#479	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/22/08 7:26 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Hee! I loved that Dork! You know he was played by Anthony Perkins' son. Okay, this is a movie: Daughter: FECK YOU! Mother: HEY! Daughter: This is a house of lies! Mother: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word. Son: I think she said "feck." Mother: What's the difference? Son: The letter "u." Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI
tonymich1205		#480	[-]
OWI OFFICER Posts: 1530 (07/22/08 11:44 PM) OWI OFFICER Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Girl: How old are you? Boy: 18. Girl: Me too! How old are we really? Boy: 17. Girl: Me too! Boy:: Actually, I'm 16. Girl:: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different. Boy: I'm 15. ________________________________________________ Girl: I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come? Boy: Yes! Yeah. Girl: [smiles] Are you sure? Boy: Ask me again. Girl: Do you wanna come? Boy: Yes! Yes (trivia note: the "Ask me again" was actually the ACTOR asking his coworker to start over from the beginning because he'd felt like he'd flubbed it. The director/writer liked the moment so much, he kept it in) Tales from The-OWI: Awesome fanfics written by members of The-OWI

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