Guy: So Tony, what's the deal with your clothes?
Friend: What do ya mean?
Guy: You look like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch.
Friend: What do ya mean? I look hip!
Guy: No no no no no no, you look like an undercover cop TRYING to look hip.
Friend: I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip.
Hint: Go back to the father's lines and re-read them imagining a Scottish accent--sorta like Shrek or Fat B**stard


